Babel Spiderman Theme

A kind of internet toy, Lost in Translation uses several net-based language translators to 'Babelize' whatever you give it to translate. I am having too much fun with it. The best so far...

Spiderman, Spiderman. He does whatever a spider can. Is he strong? Listen bub, he's got radioactive blood. Hey there. There goes the Spiderman.

• gets Babeled into...

Man Spider, Man Spider. He marks that one, a that one spider can do.
He is strong? He is bub of the felt, he has the radioactive alcohol.
Hé here. The man spider disappears.

The man spider disappears.